https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/home-foster daily 0.75 2026-03-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598184555657-57F2J5RDZFNRGUGBJ1R6/banner.jpg Home https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/contact-us daily 0.75 2020-08-25 https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/whoe-the daily 0.75 2020-08-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598341758860-1L301KISUASLX98ZDJ1V/samandy.jpg Who the 'eck? https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/say-hello daily 0.75 2020-08-25 https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/new-page daily 0.75 2026-03-04 https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards daily 1.0 2020-08-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1599739387853-GHEXNUDKH2DFJ2SVWUQ3/banner295.jpg Our cards https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/shit-the-bed-an-exclamation-such-as-oh-my-goodness-or-to-fail-miserably-in-a-completey-irreparable-fashion-blank-inside-1 monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598385137951-8DMKNBF3YUQPDQUK5K69/shit+the+bed+envs.jpg Our cards - SHIT THE BED - An exclamation such as “oh my goodness!” Or to fail miserably in a completey irreparable fashion. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/muppet-a-puppet-known-for-its-absurdist-burlesque-and-self-referential-style-of-variety-sketch-comedy-an-incompetent-or-foolish-person-a-dickhead-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598384873262-10NDUIUYVCYKEN6X8H2B/muppet+env.jpg Our cards - MUPPET - A puppet known for its absurdist, burlesque, and self-referential style of variety-sketch comedy. An incompetent or foolish person. A dickhead. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/shit-the-bed-an-exclamation-such-as-oh-my-goodness-or-to-fail-miserably-in-a-completey-irreparable-fashion-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598283764235-DLU31LHB0OEDRV9KFKZ2/shit+birthday+env.jpg Our cards - SHIT THE BED - An exclamation such as “oh my goodness!” Or to fail miserably in a completey irreparable fashion. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/knobhead-a-northern-term-of-endearment-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598283692969-WDGBLROJCAAZLG5USXCT/knobhead+env.jpg Our cards - KNOBHEAD - a northern term of endearment. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/mardy-bum-a-northern-term-for-a-sulky-petulant-and-grumpy-git-a-moderate-twat-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598283552764-SHOOJ1SIKXVCSFV8WCJ8/mardybum.jpg Our cards - MARDY BUM - A northern term for a sulky, petulant and grumpy git. A moderate twat. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/dogs-bollox-youre-simply-the-bestthe-apex-of-excellence-in-no-way-an-onerous-twat-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598283502969-YECW490E920X7SGENK9C/dog.jpg Our cards - SICK AS A DOG - Silly sods once believed dogs spread the lurgy.Which is apparently what you have. Bleugh. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/heyup-a-northern-term-for-hello-pronounce-a-up-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598283286868-L917UNUNVH9WFV0INOPD/heyup.jpg Our cards - HEYUP - A northern term for hello. Pronounce “A-up”. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/chuffin-a-northern-term-used-for-emphasis-or-as-a-mild-expletive-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598283236511-APHRB61KO5W2SFC4IUUJ/chuffin+old.jpg Our cards - CHUFFIN’ - A northern term used for emphasis or as a mild expletive. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/brew-an-alternative-term-for-a-cup-of-tea-thank-you-for-the-distribrewtion-of-this-card-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598282484968-S6CF70GVENPJM3ZZPFSQ/fancy.jpg Our cards - BREW - An alternative term for a cup of tea. Thank you for the distribrewtion of this card. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/chuffin-a-northern-term-used-for-emphasis-or-as-a-mild-expletive-blank-inside-1 monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598275845179-OR5VPTN330ULDVHXXIT5/congrats.jpg Our cards - CHUFFIN’ - A northern term used for emphasis or as a mild expletive. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/lang-may-yer-lum-reek-scottish-for-long-may-your-chimney-smokeor-stay-well-this-card-soots-you-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598275428809-ONSNUE8AM9L4F8WX26XP/reek.jpg Our cards - LANG MAY YER LUM REEK - Scottish for ‘long may your chimney smoke.’Or stay well. This card soots you. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/fluthered-dublinese-for-achieving-a-state-of-inebriation-that-renders-one-frivolous-silly-and-dangerously-prone-to-saying-things-like-i-fekkin-love-youblank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598385607578-Q0BTNT5HJOKMUZ532QO7/fluthered+envs.jpg Our cards - FLUTHERED - ‘Dublinese’ for achieving a state of inebriation that renders one frivolous, silly and dangerously prone to saying things like, “I fekkin’ love you.”Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/blootered-scottish-for-rinsedpissedwankeredtrollied-you-get-the-idea-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598385706805-EMB2VDLHLIJ6Y3VCHMF4/blootered+envs.jpg Our cards - BLOOTERED - Scottish for rinsed/pissed/wankered/trollied. You get the idea. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/haddaway-and-shite-a-geordie-generic-expression-of-disbelief-absolutely-nowt-to-do-with-nestor-alexander-haddaway-best-known-for-his-1993-hit-single-what-is-love-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598274915770-43J7H4885H5GO5GMI4HH/haddaway.jpg Our cards - HADDAWAY AND SHITE - A Geordie generic expression of disbelief. Nowt to do with Nestor Alexander Haddaway and his 1993 hit single, What Is Love. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/arleet-marra-a-friendly-geordie-welcomehello-how-the-devil-are-you-better-than-a-kickin-off-a-radgie-gadgie-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598274624354-1STKMFSOAPUDSOROC1I1/marra.jpg Our cards - ARLEET MARRA - A friendly Geordie welcome.“Hello - how the devil are you?” Better than a kickin' off a radgie gadgie. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/keep-yer-chins-up-remain-positive-look-on-the-bright-side-dont-be-a-mardy-arse monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598274555393-MX6109QIH06DM1D4AMY8/chins.jpg Our cards - KEEP YER CHINS UP - Remain positive. Look on the bright side. Don’t be a mardy arse. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/betwaddled-cornish-for-im-confused-and-allured-by-youor-youre-rather-fresh-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598274511358-TZJ08EO1MHMBQ8AT0FHI/betwaddled.jpg Our cards - BETWADDLED - Cornish for “I’m confused and allured by you.”Or, “you’re rather fresh.” Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/peely-wally-scottish-for-being-ill-and-pasty-or-looking-like-a-bag-of-shite-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598274475473-BJLW8EHP2B1J2WXNFO1A/peely.jpg Our cards - PEELY WALLY - Scottish for being ill and pasty or looking like a bag of shite. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/tidy-butt-is-a-welsh-response-to-hows-it-going-its-not-a-comment-about-someones-arse-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598274428926-QEX64EYXQ8Y8G7621WNG/tidybutt.jpg Our cards - TIDY BUTT - is a Welsh response to “How’s it going?” It’s not a comment about someone’s arse. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/whats-occurrin-a-welsh-phrase-made-famous-by-ruth-jones-portrayal-of-nessa-in-gavin-and-stacey-oh-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598274359912-X04T1TVT9LI9G7PX4Y6O/occurrin.jpg Our cards - WHAT’S OCCURRIN’? - A Welsh phrase made famous by Ruth Jones’ portrayal of Nessa in Gavin and Stacey. Oh. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/well-sick-oh-i-do-declare-youre-rather-fabulous-and-make-me-want-to-swing-my-pants-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598274198341-IX53EYQCAWM75W5UDU2R/wellsick.jpg Our cards - WELL SICK - Oh I do declare, you’re rather fabulous and make me want to swing my pants. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/bangin-a-south-easterly-expression-meaning-youre-rather-appealingalso-an-adjective-used-to-describe-something-or-someone-that-is-impressively-enjoyable-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598385494998-JTP50WJX563GXML7XLT4/bangin+envs.jpg Our cards - BANGIN’ - A south easterly expression meaning you’re rather appealing.Also an adjective used to describe something or someone that is impressively enjoyable. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/feckin-eejit-irish-slang-definition-of-the-word-idiot-one-of-the-most-common-irishisms-like-a-fool-but-much-nicer-and-friendlier-blank-inside-1 monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598273760405-2AOQ8E325QMGCW2K1UPP/eejit.jpg Our cards - FECKIN EEJIT - Irish slang definition of the word ‘idiot.’ One of the most common Irishisms. Like a fool but much nicer and friendlier. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/treacle-a-london-centric-term-of-endearment-for-the-sweetest-of-hearts monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598270768585-7O46QJPS8LOHPS1R62M4/treacle.jpg Our cards - TREACLE - a London-centric term of endearment for the sweetest of hearts. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/now-then-an-expression-of-mild-remonstrance-or-warning-or-the-highest-greeting-of-welcome-one-can-receive-in-yorkshire-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598270721569-682VVH9JY8N1275G8E38/now+then.jpg Our cards - NOW THEN - An expression of mild remonstrance or warning. Or the highest greeting of welcome one can receive in Yorkshire. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/flippin-heck-a-somewhat-polite-way-of-swearinghitched-once-used-to-describe-tying-horses-to-wagons-make-of-that-what-you-will-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598270676955-D8H2PWITYDZSCZILFEGD/hitched.jpg Our cards - FLIPPIN’ HECK - A somewhat polite way of swearing.HITCHED - Once used to describe tying horses to wagons. Make of that what you will. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/twat-a-person-regarded-as-stupid-or-obnoxious-we-all-know-a-few-eh-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598270604662-EPK3HMEPRTPYL3XCK2AO/twat.jpg Our cards - TWAT - A person regarded as stupid or obnoxious. We all know a few eh? Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/never-mind-eh-deal-with-it-get-over-it-shit-happens-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598385266274-LLN9QO97KVJ8EYWK79KA/never+mind+envs.jpg Our cards - NEVER MIND EH? - Deal with it. Get over it. Shit happens. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/gert-lush-a-bristolian-term-meaning-youre-rather-nice-i-say-youd-get-it-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598270403377-2IQSJILP97KE4EKR36V3/gert.jpg Our cards - GERT LUSH - A Bristolian term meaning you’re rather nice. "I say, you’d get it." Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/knackers-oh-i-do-declare-i-say-oh-my-goodness-oh-for-fucks-sake-blank-inside-1 monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598270358855-AFJZLVO8THGY67Q03CZ8/knackers+to+birthday.jpg Our cards - KNACKERS - Oh I do declare; I say; oh my goodness; oh for fucks sake. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/cwtch-a-wonderful-welsh-word-for-cuddle-also-a-cupboard-or-cubbyhole-cuddle-in-a-cubbyhole-anyone-pronounce-cutch-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598270283595-RV6WW6NA09K8JWGRQK2S/cwtch.jpg Our cards - CWTCH - A wonderful Welsh word for cuddle. Also a cupboard or cubbyhole. Cuddle in a cubbyhole anyone? Pronounce: “Cutch.” Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/apeth-a-northern-term-for-a-fool-equivalent-to-the-modern-term-muppet-almost-a-term-of-endearment-or-maybe-not-pronounce-ape-eth-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598270204329-IGDZMIHYUO0OG4PMTJ4I/apeth.jpg Our cards - APETH - A northern term for a fool, equivalent to the modern term ‘muppet’. Almost a term of endearment. Or maybe not. Pronounce: "Ape-eth." Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/knackers-oh-i-do-declare-i-say-oh-my-goodness-oh-for-fucks-sake-blank-inside monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598270073006-ECD4TR3LFK5DCICC9OJG/knackers+solo.jpg Our cards - KNACKERS - Oh I do declare; I say; oh my goodness; oh for fucks sake. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/feck-off-quite-possibly-irelands-greatest-linguistic-achievement-this-phrase-is-the-perfect-way-to-curse-without-technically-swearing monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598269818541-YC1O4AF1K1T6QQHANSNM/fekk+off.jpg Our cards - FECK OFF - Quite possibly Ireland’s greatest linguistic achievement. This phrase is the perfect way to curse without technically swearing. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/dogs-bollox-youre-simply-the-bestthe-apex-of-excellence-in-no-way-an-onerous-twat-blank-inside-1 monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598202794497-YNEUJ7MDMUGP8EQDFEQL/dogsbollox.jpg Our cards - DOGS BOLLOX - You’re simply the best.The apex of excellence. In no way an onerous twat. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/ta-muchly-a-short-and-sweet-colloquial-term-for-thanks-a-lot monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598191302810-ZL8YHFUM2ZJLGU9M5MRJ/ta+muchly.jpg Our cards - TA MUCHLY - A short and sweet colloquial term for thanks a lot. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/jog-on-dates-back-to-scotland-aeons-ago-meaning-hurry-along-move-on-or-piss-right-off-pal monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598185772355-IUGALVOMUUN9FTIPP3S4/jog.jpg Our cards - JOG ON - Dates back to Scotland aeons ago meaning hurry along, move on or piss right off pal. Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/ourcards/big-ups-to-congratulate-or-give-praise-big-up-yourself-bruv-i-say-arent-you-doing-awfully-well monthly 0.5 2020-09-05 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f425b1a7b726817cfb32529/1598185666820-9K7YUBZBWGNZRPWLL560/bigups.jpg Our cards - BIG UPS - To congratulate or give praise. Big up yourself bruv. I say - aren’t you doing awfully well? Blank inside. https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/products-foster daily 0.75 2026-03-04 https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/products-foster/cold-pressed-vanilla-chai-hxarg monthly 0.5 2016-09-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5794fb301b631bb13257714c/1475176944430-3KYE8PCTZO1CGFY5VIXI/vanilla.jpg Products - Cold-Pressed Vanilla Chai https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/products-foster/cold-pressed-carrot-juice-3lx7a monthly 0.5 2016-09-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5794fb301b631bb13257714c/1475176915524-BGJRNBAEAP2YR5M131P2/carrot.jpg Products - Cold-Pressed Carrot Juice https://www.knackerstothat.co.uk/products-foster/cold-pressed-orange-juice-l56f6 monthly 0.5 2016-09-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5794fb301b631bb13257714c/1475176782037-PUVZEMUJNDM67NOVFXFQ/orange.jpg Products - Cold-Pressed Orange Juice